Tits The Season – Funny Rude Christmas Card – Greta Jane Paper Co

Tits The Season – Funny Rude Christmas Card – Greta Jane Paper Co

CHF 6.00
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Tits The Season – Funny Rude Christmas Card – Greta Jane Paper Co

Tits The Season – Funny Rude Christmas Card – Greta Jane Paper Co

Wish someone a very merry Christmas with absolutely zero filter.

  • Funny, slightly rude Christmas greeting
  • Perfect for friends, siblings, partners, and anyone who loves inappropriate humour
  • Printed on premium, heavyweight textured paper. Comes with envelope
  • Designed by independent Canadian maker Greta Jane Paper Co
  • 107mm Width x 140cm (4.25 x5.5")
CHF 6.00
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Materials & Details

100 lb premium heavy white felt paper with a thick, watercolour-style textured finish. Includes one recycled envelope and protective cellophane sleeve.

Size & Fit

107 mm Width x 140 mm Height (4.25 x 5.5")

Care

The heavy felt paper gives each card a premium tactile feel and sturdy weight. Keep dry and handle with clean hands to preserve its textured finish. Product colour may vary slightly due to photographic lighting sources or your monitor settings.

Maker

Greta Jane Paper Co is run by my incredibly talented sister in Canada. What started as a few funny drawings quickly turned into a beloved card brand known for sharp humour and perfectly inappropriate gifting moments.

Made in Canada

Sustainability

Printed in small batches and paired with a recycled envelope, these cards are designed to be kept, displayed, and treasured rather than tossed. Supporting a small independent maker also means choosing thoughtful production over mass manufacturing.

How To Wear/Use

- Friends who appreciate a brutally honest greeting
- Siblings and partners who are impossible to shop for
-Anyone who enjoys rude humour and festive nonsense
- People who believe holiday cards should be funny, not sentimental

Who It's For & Why I Love It

I love how this card takes a traditional holiday greeting and gives it a wonderfully inappropriate twist. It's the perfect way to tell someone you're thinking of them without getting all mushy about it.

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