Name: I Have Something For You Greeting Card – Funny Gift Card – Greta Jane Paper Co
Brand: Greta Jane Paper Co
SKU: 101659
Price: 6.00 CHF
Availability: InStock

I Have Something For You Greeting Card – Funny Gift Card – Greta Jane Paper Co

CHF 6.00

I Have Something For You Greeting Card – Funny Gift Card – Greta Jane Paper Co

A brilliantly simple and cheeky greeting card that promises a surprise… only to reveal that this is it ... perfect for birthdays, thank-yous, congratulations, or just making someone laugh.

Minimalist white card design
Simple, dry humour that speaks for itself
Blank inside for your own personal message
Perfect when you want to give someone something without actually buying them something
Great for birthdays, congratulations, thank-yous, or just because
107mm Width x 140cm (4.25 x5.5")

CHF 6.00

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Printed on 100lb premium heavy white felt paper
Thick, watercolor-style textured finish
Includes 1 recycled envelope
Packaged in protective cellophane sleeve

107 mm Width x 140 mm Height (4.25 x 5.5")

The heavy felt paper gives each card a premium tactile feel and sturdy weight. Keep dry and handle with clean hands to preserve its textured finish. Product colour may vary slightly due to photographic lighting sources or your monitor settings.

Greta Jane Paper Co is run by my incredibly talented sister in Canada. What started as a few funny drawings quickly turned into a beloved card brand known for sharp humour and perfectly inappropriate gifting moments.

Made in Canada

Printed in small batches and paired with a recycled envelope, these cards are designed to be kept, displayed, and treasured rather than tossed. Supporting a small independent maker also means choosing thoughtful production over mass manufacturing.

- The person who is impossible to shop for
- Friends and family with a dry sense of humour
- Birthdays, congratulations, and thank-yous
- Anyone who appreciates a good anti-climax
- Someone who deserves a laugh more than another gift

I love the sheer simplicity of it. It builds up the expectation that you've got something exciting to give them… and then reminds them that they're literally already holding it. Perfectly ridiculous.